crapjokes: Why do so many people regard computers as female? In our quest for the answer, we interviewed Ms Dos.
jainaymadden: Welp, I think the interview went well, but I’m not sure, they have other interviews today and tomorrow. I get an answer tomorrow which is delightfully quick, so cross your fingers until this time tomorrow, kids.
banesboner: “you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”
accelll: Too often I question whether or not I even exist when waking up in the morning.
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am
roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post
mereperf: man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you man if i had an identical twin we would fuck so bad let me tell you
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
A Turkish artist designed pieces of jewelry that...
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.